The First Step (and the Tapeworms)

Intro:
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Verse 1:
Cm                Fm          Gm              Eb
You could say I’m plastered, ‘cause I hit the wall
Cm                 Fm        Ab       Bb      Eb
I lost count after twenty-one, in the college crawl
Cm               Fm
I been a boozin’ bastard
                   Gm                    Eb
They’re callin’ me Edward Forty-hands, I can’t touch anyone
Cm            Fm                        Ab
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
     Bb       Eb
Nevermind I’m drunk

Chorus:
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Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an
G           Cm
EKG for the broken hearted
Ab                                     Bb                               Eb  Cm
I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too
Ab                   Bb                       Eb  Cm
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

Verse 2:
        Cm                      Fm
I’m the reason they call it an “Irish Goodbye”
      Gm                       Eb
And I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight
       Cm                                         Fm                                          Ab
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself.
Bb         Eb
Sorry if I slur
          Cm             Fm                Gm                 Eb
Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I’ll kill two birds with one stoner
Cm               Fm                            Ab          Bb    Eb
So if you see me please, take my keys, I don’t wanna be an organ donor

Chorus:
           Ab                         Bb
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an
G           Cm
EKG for the broken hearted
Ab                                     Bb                               Eb  Cm
I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too
Ab                   Bb                       Eb  Cm
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

Bridge:
Ab        Bb                      G        Cm
I’m going down and I’m taking you with me
Ab               Bb           Eb
I’m bringing the water to the horse
Ab           Bb                   G        Cm
Bring me the hair of the dog that bit me
Ab                                       Bb
So I can clone it and have a little more

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   Eb  Cm  Ab Bb Eb
   Eb  Cm  Ab  Bb
   Eb  Cm  Ab Bb Eb

Chorus:
           Ab                         Bb
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an
G           Cm
EKG for the broken hearted
Ab
I'd try to see the glass as half full
Bb
Even when I'm empty, half full
Ab                                     Bb                       Eb  Cm
I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just--
Ab                   Bb                       Eb  Cm
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too