Verse:
C
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Fm
Watching out they don't four-letter
C
xxxx and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Fm
Curled up died and now it's rotten
Gm
I'm not a gangster tonight
Ab
Don't want to be a bad guy
Gm
I'm just a loner baby
Ab
And now you're gotten in my way
Chorus:
Eb
I can't decide
G
Whether you should live or die
Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
Cm
No wonder why
Eb
My heart feels dead inside
GAb
It's cold and hard and petrified
EbF
Lock the doors and close the blinds
AbBbEb
We're going for a ride
Verse:
C
It's a xxxxx convincing people to like you
Fm
If I stop now call me a quitter
Fm
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
C
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Fm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Fm
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
Gm
I've got to hand it to you
Ab
You've played by all the same rules
Gm
It takes the truth to fool me
Ab
And now you've made me angry
Chorus:
Eb
I can't decide
G
Whether you should live or die
Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
Cm
No wonder why
Eb
My heart feels dead inside
GAb
It's cold and hard and petrified
EbF
Lock the doors and close the blinds
AbBbEb
We're going for a ride
Bridge:
C
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Fm
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
BbEb
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
G
Oh I could bury you alive
Cm
But you might crawl out with a knife
Abm
And kill me when I'm sleeping
Bb
That's why
Chorus:
Eb
I can't decide
G
Whether you should live or die
Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
Cm
No wonder why
Eb
My heart feels dead inside
GAb
It's cold and hard and petrified
EbF
Lock the doors and close the blinds
AbBbEb
We're going for a ride